Do You Qualify?

I can’t photograph every wedding. Some couples are just not the right fit.

Like you, I have some strict qualifying criteria. And I think that’s a good thing.  I don’t just accept any couple.  The money is good but with this being my full-time job, job satisfaction for me comes first.

For me, it’s a Life / Work Balance and in that order.

No money can compensate for a crap day at work, producing crap photographs.

Will you get enough points or will you have to bribe me with Jaffa Cakes?!

Andrew Miller – Wedding Photographer shooting weddings in and around Wales, Bristol, Somerset, UK and beyond.

I'll need an email address so I canrespond. Duh!
What is your wedding date? (If you don't have one and are doing The Quiz for Sh!tz and Giggles just put anything!)
Rough area is fine, don't need details just yet. Gotta think about GDPR and all that stuff.
You don't have to; entirely optional.
Question 1 - Do you want a fun outgoing, gray haired, pony-tail wearing, weak tea drinking, crap joke telling, Jaffa Cake eating guy - photographing your wedding?
Question 2 - Do you fancy a complimentary (free) pre-wedding shoot? Or more than one if we get the dates working?
Question 3 - I'm a helpful guy...
Question 4 - Do you mind if I stay longer than 10 hours? Usually 12, sometimes longer, at no extra cost?
Question 5 - Want a wedding album and prints included in the price?
Question 6 - I'm child friendly and welcome the kids playing around (supervised) with my cameras.
Question 7 - I love Jaffa Cakes. You get a 10% discount if you buy me them when you book.
Question 8 - Do you mind paying a little bit more for 27 years of experience, no time limits, pre wedding shoot, wedding album, folio boxes, same day slideshow, natural, group and family photos, fixed prices, installments if you want and crap jokes on the day?
Question 9 - Do you mind paying extra for decent jokes?
Question 10 - I may ask the DJ to play a little Bon Jovi in the evening...
Question 11 - Do you want a few family groups, of the special people coming to your wedding?
Question 12 - I'm fussy about my tea. Decaf. No sugar. Black. Weak as a weak thing that has a PhD from the University of Weak
Question 13 - I found this quiz...
Question 14 - I don't respond to any incorrect answers, so if you didn't get a reply email in 36 hours you failed to achieve the minimum pass park of 49%
Question 15 - How much do you want to pass this Quizz?
Warning! If you click "Submit" and nothing happens...it means you've missed a question! Scroll up and it will be highlighted in red.

Sounds like I'm really fussy and a PITA to work with?

Na.  I’m just conscious of the myriad of other same-same wedding photographers out there doing the same thing, writing the same crap, showing the same images and begging to be booked by you. I’m convinced that some of them would pay YOU for you to book them.

Let’s be clear – we agree to work together.

Why?  Because it’s not about you booking me. 

What it is about is you thinking I’m the best wedding photographer for your wedding, your plans, your budget and chatting to me about your wedding ideas for the day before jumping in and spending a lot of money.

If I don’t like you or I don’t think we would get on I’ll let you know.  I won’t take your money.  I’m not desperate.

In fact, this whole page has been written to try and put you off from getting in touch!

Because when you do get in touch you know exactly what you are getting. 

You’re what is known as my Ideal Clients.

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