Wedding Photography in Wiltshire and Oxfordshire
"People don't buy what you do. People buy why you do it."
Read This First. Then if you still like me come back!!
Reasons NOT to get in touch with Andrew.
Wedding Photography in Wiltshire and Oxfordshire
Prices start from £1,325 include the following...
Pre Wedding Photography Shoots. Included.
I don't charge extra for getting to know you, and the best way for us to get to know each other is on a pre-wedding shoot, and that is included.
Also included are as many chats or meetings as you want if you need some help in planning or just need to talk about your wedding.
Wedding Albums. Included.
I firmly believe in the value of printing as a photographer, so every single collection comes with an album and/or prints. And not some teeny tiny album either or a few prints in a box.
The smallest wedding album size you'll get is 10" x 10" (25cm x 25cm in new money). All included in the price with Wedding Photography in Wiltshire
Digital Downloads. Included.
An online gallery that you can use to download your pre-wedding and wedding photographs anytime you want. You can share it with family and friends.
No logos or watermarks. Full size.
No Time Limits. Included.
When you book me you also get a wedding photographer who isn't going to be looking at the clock thinking about going home. I'm there from the start of preparations until the last major event of your day.
Travel Costs. Included.
I don't charge for travel in Wales or England. Why? I want you to know precisely what you are getting for what price upfront. No added costs at a later date. (A small charge of £150 is required to travel to Northern Ireland or Scotland.) SO if you think I live a few miles away, don't worry. Wedding Photography in Wiltshire has you covered.
Crap Jokes. Included.
Yup - I include crap jokes at no extra cost. Insanely crap jokes that will make you cringe. My dry sarcasm and sense of witty banter are infamous. And it's all free.
(Good jokes, funny jokes are charged at £150 per wedding)
Amazing sense of humour. Included.
Weddings are funny things. A few drinks and people like to have a laugh. I'm the same, happy to join in and make your day the best it can be.
Child-Friendly Photographer.
Children are an important part of the day, and sometimes they can feel left out. But getting them involved in taking some of the photographs they feel a much bigger part of your day. And yes...you'll get those wonky/blurry images as well!!
Crochet Hooks.
If you know...you know!!! Guys, don't worry. You'll find out soon enough.
The Magic Bag of Tricks
My little bag of magic tricks has just about anything and everything you will need for your wedding but forgot to bring. Boob tape, sewing kit, deodorant, hair spray, hair grips, nail glue, eyelash glue, plasters, anti-histamine, paracetamol, safety pins, flower pins, sparkly things for hair (I love shopping at Claires Accessories) & much more.
Same Day Slideshow
Yup. By the time you have finished your wedding breakfast, I will have a slideshow of quickly edited images from the day on my laptop or on a screen if we can arrange one. Wedding Photography in Wiltshire loves to get some sneaky peaks online!
The Best Bridesmiad you Don't buy A Dress for.
I've been to hundreds of weddings. I've picked up a huge amount of knowledge to help you get the most of your day, and make sure you both look amazing - all the time. I'll even take photos of your guests using their cameras! By the way, if you did but me a dress...I'd probably wear it!
Neurodiverse?
We're all different in some way, we're all unique. I've worked with many people over the years who are neurodiverse have different abilities, a different outlook, a different way of thinking. It's one of the reasons I like to get to know you as a couple before your wedding.
Inclusivity.
I couldn't care less about your gender, age, race, skin colour, pro-nouns, religious beliefs, abilities or anything else. As long as the two of you love each then I'm all good.
Fixed Pricing.
Wedding planning and wedding budgeting can be (is ??!!) a real PITA. You want to know what you are getting and how much it costs and what is included now.
I don't have an "inflation" clause. I don't have an annual extra charge per year.
Your wedding photography price is fixed from the time of booking - and it's in writing.
Years of experience
Yeah. I've been doing this full time for 16 years and have been trained as a photographer since the mid-1990's (British Army). I've been around the world, photographed hundreds and hundreds of weddings in hundreds of wedding venues. Posh hotels, pubs, marquees, country clubs, fields, inner cities, wild countryside - I've photographed everywhere :-)
Yup. Money where the mouth is time...
I believe enough in printing photographs that I include them in albums.
I believe in getting to know you before the wedding, so I include pre-wedding shoots.
I believe in helping you to have the best day possible, so I bring my magic bag of tricks.
I believe weddings are family affairs, so I make sure your children are included.
I believe you want one price, all in, so I include travel and accommodation costs.
Basically, I can't be bothered trying to upsell, cross-sell, sideways sell or get a few more ££ from you at a time when you will be cash strapped.
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Andrew Miller
Weak tea-drinking, crap joke-telling, Jaffa Cake eating, Bon Jovi loving, incredibly handsome wedding photographer (probably).
As a tea-sipping, pun-cracking, Jaffa Cake munching, Bon Jovi enthusiast, and strikingly good-looking wedding photographer (most likely), I am more than just a Bristol-based wedding photographer.
Wedding photographers in Bristol, like myself, often go beyond just capturing images.
I meticulously plan, organise, and create lasting wedding memories for weddings in Bristol and Somerset. My camera bags carry more non-photography related items than most would carry in a purse... Hairspray. Brush. Hair Grips. Jaffa Cakes. Deodorant. Blister kit. Plasters. Paracetamol. Crochet hook. Unicorns. Eyelash glue. Sewing kit. Heel Protectors. Scissors. Nail file. Bust tape. Umbrellas. Emergency hygiene kit.
Why do I do this? Because the last thing you need on your wedding day is to stress over the small stuff. Let me handle those details while you focus on celebrating the day with your loved ones.
And did I mention my fondness for Jaffa Cakes? I usually have a box or two on hand, just in case! ;-)
Red Flags When We Meet
NO Jaffa Cakes. You bring me a box (or more if you fancy) of Jaffa Cakes when we meet and I’ll give you a 10% discount. No Jaffa Cakes, no discount. This is firm rule (not a guideline by the way).
I don’t share my Jaffa Cakes. Don’t make me fight you to prove it. I have no scruples when dealing with Jaffa Cakes.
NO Bon Jovi. Optional, but bonus points if you like Bon Jovi!
NO Weak De-Caf Tea. Optional...but you'll get hundreds of points if you can make me a cuppa that is perfect. Decaf tea, no milk, no sugar and weak enough to see the bottom of the mug easily.
TL;DR
No pretentious crap. Just solid hard work and amazing wedding photography. Just buy me Jaffa Cakes.
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