In a quest of mind and lore,
Words and wisdom at your door.
Before you journey forth, beware,
A sage's advice for you to ensnare.
"Write your answers, scribe them true,
On parchment, tablet, whatever you do.
Each solved mystery, each conquered feat,
In written form, must be complete.
For memory's fickle, and time is fleet,
And forgotten answers oft repeat.
So pen them down, each victory small,
Record your journey, answer each call.
This task completed, then proceed,
With written wisdom as your steed.
For in this quest, both bold and grand,
Your written word is your command."
Heed this counsel, traveller wise,
In your script, the truth lies.
With each answer penned and set,
Ready for what comes next, no regret.
As the year wanes to its final night,
The Quest nears its end in the fading light.
December's thirty-first marks the close,
A journey's end, as the old year goes.
Gather your answers, bring them near,
For the end of The Quest is almost here.
As fireworks burst and the clock strikes twelve,
Seal your quest with stories to tell.
A year of wonder, of challenges faced,
In the final hours, make haste.
Before the new year's dawn does rise,
Complete your quest under starlit skies.
In the realm of quest and lore,
Write your answers, truths explore.
With each word, a step you crest,
Press 'Friend' in Quenya, and embark on your next quest.
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Andrew Miller
Weak tea-drinking, crap joke-telling, Jaffa Cake eating, Bon Jovi loving, incredibly handsome wedding photographer (probably).
As a tea-sipping, pun-cracking, Jaffa Cake munching, Bon Jovi enthusiast, and strikingly good-looking wedding photographer (most likely), I am more than just a Bristol-based wedding photographer.
Wedding photographers in Bristol, like myself, often go beyond just capturing images.
I meticulously plan, organise, and create lasting wedding memories for weddings in Bristol and Somerset. My camera bags carry more non-photography related items than most would carry in a purse... Hairspray. Brush. Hair Grips. Jaffa Cakes. Deodorant. Blister kit. Plasters. Paracetamol. Crochet hook. Unicorns. Eyelash glue. Sewing kit. Heel Protectors. Scissors. Nail file. Bust tape. Umbrellas. Emergency hygiene kit.
Why do I do this? Because the last thing you need on your wedding day is to stress over the small stuff. Let me handle those details while you focus on celebrating the day with your loved ones.
And did I mention my fondness for Jaffa Cakes? I usually have a box or two on hand, just in case! ;-)
Red Flags When We Meet
NO Jaffa Cakes. You bring me a box (or more if you fancy) of Jaffa Cakes when we meet and I’ll give you a 10% discount. No Jaffa Cakes, no discount. This is firm rule (not a guideline by the way).
I don’t share my Jaffa Cakes. Don’t make me fight you to prove it. I have no scruples when dealing with Jaffa Cakes.
NO Bon Jovi. Optional, but bonus points if you like Bon Jovi!
NO Weak De-Caf Tea. Optional...but you'll get hundreds of points if you can make me a cuppa that is perfect. Decaf tea, no milk, no sugar and weak enough to see the bottom of the mug easily.
TL;DR
No pretentious crap. Just solid hard work and amazing wedding photography. Just buy me Jaffa Cakes.
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